My son has worked out the perfect way to get all the stuff out from under your bed (suitable for eleven-year-old boys). Here it is:
1) Move the bed out from the wall, at least as far as the width of the bed.
2) Lie on top of the bed and shove everything back under it.
3) Push the bed back to its original position. All the stuff will now be out from under the bed.
Much better than a mother’s way of doing it, eh? And while we’re at it, what about a way of getting all the junk ideas and philosophies about education out of our heads? Now if you can tell me a way to do that, you’ll be my friend for life.